if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(via bryarly)

You: We finish eachothers s-
Me: -irius black headcanons


When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

(via the-fault-in-our-wifi)



Imagine Hannibal Lector going down a slide and not once breaking eye contact w/ you. 

I’m picturing a spiral slide, so he has to whip his head dramatically to keep eye contact

(via the-fault-in-our-wifi)

Please tell me you’re going to try to appeal to my humanity.

(via the-fault-in-our-wifi)


"I’m not going without you"

Like the sun we will live to rise.
Like the sun we will live and die.

(via krusca)